Psycho Killer.
Declan Lea is alright...I guess.

declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

no! kisses his face all over- no cries! No!

I’m sorry. I just… needed a minute. You could have eaten.

How was I going to eat when I thought the love of my life was going to leave me?


declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

I ate a little bit before you wanted a divorce. But I’m not hungry anymore

-starts tearing up again- I’m sorry I ruined dinner.

no! kisses his face all over- no cries! No!


declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

I know baby.

Did you even get to eat?

I ate a little bit before you wanted a divorce. But I’m not hungry anymore


declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

No. I’ll behave myself. I promise.

Good, mama needs his sleep. -pecks his lips-

I know baby.


declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

I think you are.

Do I need to get worried that you’ll get handsy when I’m happily asleep on you?

No. I’ll behave myself. I promise.


declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

Well what about me! I have to see you be sexy even when you’re sleeping. What am I supposed to do!

Shut up, I’m not sexy when I’m asleep.

I think you are.


declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

I’m too cute for it to be my fault.

I have to watch you strut around with your perfect butt and your perfect cock and your stupid flawless face. It’s rude.

Well what about me! I have to see you be sexy even when you’re sleeping. What am I supposed to do!


declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

not mine. I know how to control myself.

It is your fault.

I’m too cute for it to be my fault.


declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

Usually it does.

Well whose fault is it.

not mine. I know how to control myself.


declanpenn:

landon-pk-penn:

Hugs always lead to dirty things.

No they don’t.

Usually it does.